So I have this older brother, right?
And since we were little
All we do is fight!
You can hear us all day
And sometimes through the night,
We argue even when we’re way out of sight.
He continuosly text’s, phones, or facebook’s me,
Saying “Phe
ARE YOU BEHAVING CORRECLTY?”
Al the time I’m dying to break free,
But he doesn’t stop saying
“Can’t you see?!”
If I wear shorts or skirts it’s not nice,
A lady never shows the tops of her tights!
I change into jeans but still I’m un-polite,
“There are holes in them! Half’s missing!
Why don’t you listen to my advice?”
I’m a bit gothic, so black makeup’s the range,
“Oh no, phe! Go upstairs and change!
You can’t go out like that, you’re a state!
Now put on a Victorian dress,
Sit up and behave!”
It’s the 21st centuary, I tell you every day,
If I wear that stuff out and about
I’d scare everyone away!
This is what they’d say,
Isn’t that old-fashioned girl strange?
I don’t care if you hate seeing my anckles
“I can’t bear to see you like that!”
Well then, dear brother, look away!
He’s a few years older, ok, four,
Which means he can enter my room
Without knocking on the door.
I’m listening to Eminem; he’s never heard it before,
“Oh sister, why listen to this,
This music’s such a bore!”
He puts on piano, beethoven’s symphony,
Listen to this, listen Phe!
This kind of music is harmony!
Rolling my eyes and snorting,
He says he’s not really sure,
That these are a lady’s actions,
He can’t bear it anymore!
Have you cleaned? Have you swept?
Oh, Phe! Computer gaming’s a theft!
Don’t waste time playing,
There’s little of the day left,
Don’t sing like that, you’re making me deaf!
So frustrating
To have a brother like mine,
Who moans and groans,
Tries to control me all the time!
He repeats to me the same old line,
“You are atrociouse!
You’re fashion is not devine!
Do not act like that
You are no sister of mine!”
Underneath all this though,
He is a brother of mine.
And although he’s annoying,
Boring,
Not very adoring,
I don’t mean what I say
And I will thank him everyday
In secret, mind,
Thanks for being there Bro
I mean it, I do love you so.
And though we fight
I would never want you to go.










